In the last ten minutes, I:
--not only SAW Keith Johnson, but HE saw ME first and said HI!! KEITH JOHNSON RECOGNIZED ME AS A HUMAN BEING!!!!
--discovered that there is in existence Christmas time CADBURY MINI EGGS!! They are DELICIOUS and I am consuming them RIGHT NOW.
I feel radiant and exuberant and...yes, I feel EFFULGENT.
(Keith Johnson is not a secret lover, do not fret. He is the English professor that I have reverenced for the last 3 years. Ours is a hero worship/vague recognition relationship.)