Oh Gosh

I splurged on 3 books at Borders today. I eat so much Cap'n Crunch. I'm starting to like Mini Oreos more than the real thing. I want to skip work tomorrow and go to the aquarium with kindergarten. Today we brainstormed ideas to make that possible, and I think the best was Wesley's idea of shrinking me so my job can't find me. Kelsey even offered to carry me around in her pocket all day. But they're worried that then the baby sharks in the petting zoo section will try to eat me. Dag. I didn't think I'd ever have to worry about baby sharks eating me. Biting me, maybe.